Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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