Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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