If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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