Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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