Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize
