try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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