were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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