So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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