Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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