Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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