I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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