How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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