I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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