He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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