i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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