She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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