I understand Curling. That high.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
