Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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