I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
