i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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