Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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