It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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