I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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