their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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