spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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