yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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