i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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