out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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