Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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