I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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