before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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