i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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