Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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