are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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