i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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