take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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