Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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