What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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