Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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