and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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