i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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