Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I enjoy the company of your penis
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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