you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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