I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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