Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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