Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
People with herpes should wear stickers.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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