I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
