Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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