still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
