How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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