Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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